The first reaction when I want to know something is of course to look it up on the internet. So it's not that weird that I was sitting here wondering if I need to buy milk on the way home and opened up my web browser to look up my current milk's expiration date before I even thought, right? Then sheepishly closed it, glad that nobody saw me and could read my thoughts at that moment.
The story naturally ends with me instant messaging a roommate to have her check on the expiration date.
How did people live before the internet?