To whom it may concern:
I have been using your product for my entire life (minus the while before I was trained in its use and a few semesters in Mme Sacco's class) and want to let you know that I'm quite pleased with it. It has met or exceeded my needs in nearly every occasion I've used it. However, I have a couple suggestions for the next patch you release:
1) Could you please make a short, one- or two-syllable word for "writing utensil"? I've brought this one up with my friends and family several times over the years, and we all agree that it's definitely in order. It would save us all the unnecessary conversation: "Can I borrow a pen?" "Is a pencil okay?". And I think you would find supporters of this in the marker and crayon industries, as their products are rarely requested for a writing utensil, but would fall under the category of the word you would create, and probably see more usage after its release.
2) I would also like to see a stronger, more positive adjective for someone who does everything with great care. You may have something like this, but I've been trying to think of one for a good long while (as it would be very useful when describing my cat, Julius) and can't think of anything. The only words I can think of for someone who thinks everything through thoroughly before acting or speaking have connotations of weakness, indecisiveness, fear. "Careful", "tentative", "wary", "cautious"...all great words, but none are quite what I'm looking for. And "thoughtful" has another meaning and may get confusing. There is an aspect of intelligence that this quality can signify, but there aren't really any words with that connotation. I'd appreciate one, and I'm sure plenty more of your consumers would find good uses for it.
Thank you for your time. Please feel free to contact me if you have any questions.
Sincerely,
Andrea
American Fork, UT
P.S. Not that this is why I'm writing, but I know that generally when people write into a company like this, they'll get sent coupons or samples, so I've attached a list of words and phrases I commonly use and don't need any more of. Also, I'd like to mention that I'm a huge fan of old-fashioned words/phrases and would greatly appreciate a life-time subscription to a Victorian exclamation or a Shakespearean insult or something along those lines.
6 comments:
I use "Thou hast cleft my heart in twain" on a bimonthly basis
On behalf on the English language, I present you with: fastidious, meticulous, and my least favorite: punctilious.
I do like exacting and captious...but they don't seem to quite convey what you're looking for...
i was going to say meticulous as well. props to erin for fastidious, that's a great word. precise?
-L
We also need more variations of the word love. I mean, I love french fries, but not in the same way I love you, or B, or cats.
Remember "punth?" It is the word we invented for "writing utinsel". It hasn't quite caught on yet though.
okay...this is clever. your posts are very entertaining!
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