Rey

(originally posted at eclaircie.diaryland.com)

My mother is going to Beverly Hills today for consultation on a nose job. Sound like her? No, I don't think so either. It's actually because she had a chunk of her nose removed because of skin cancer and needs some reconstruction. I told her I hope it's Dr. Ellenbogen, but then realized that she probably has never watched E! before in her life, whereas I have wasted a good chunk of my life with quality programing like Dr. 90210.

Best part of Dr. 90210 has always been playing the "Is Dr. Rey Mormon?" game. Oh, Dr. Rey. "Listen to him pray! There's no way he's not Mormon!" "But look at what he's wearing! And look at what his wife is wearing!" "He said two young men introduced him to Christ in Brazil...what does that sound like to you?" "But all he does with his life is boob jobs for porn stars." But then all our doubts were quelled the time when we spotted a picture of an LDS temple in his house. So he has to be. Right? Or at least somewhat.