Nov 11, 2013

I will turn 27 this week

I'm So Old

  • I enjoy reading the nitty-gritty paperwork on health care plans, credit card applications, etc.
  • When making long-term plans for my life, I have to take into consideration how many years of fertility I have left.
  • I think about wrinkles more than I think about zits when I'm worrying over my face.
  • My next vehicle purchase will likely be a minivan (though this has to do with having a husband in a wheelchair than the usual reason of "kids").
  • I have to make a point of exercising and eating well. My body actually cares now.
  • If I stay up too late one night, I feel it for days. My body actually cares now.
  • I don't care if you think I'm lame.

I'm So Young

  • I get really excited by innovation in music, fashion, film, food, etc. Even when it's dumb innovation. I just like different.
  • I want to be a neuroscientist/fashion designer/historian/comedy writer when I grow up.
  • I still use the phrase "when I grow up." Also "when I'm rich someday."
  • When presented with a new technological gadget or application, I figure it out quickly and thoroughly enjoy exploring new features.
  • I think I'm smarter than most of the people I interact with in a ridiculous immature teenager kind of way.
  • Farts make me laugh.
  • I don't care if you think I'm weird.